‎”If, however, you like dressing in black because it’s fun, enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabee boner…because anyone that thinks they are a vampire is freaking retarded.”-South Park 

We can’t fit this onto the template we usually use for submissions, so this one is just going to be published like this! And, there may not be any Scene Kid Logic posted for a while, because my external hard drive that has ALL of the Scene Kid Logic on it has crashed, and I’m in the process of trying to recover it :c

-Savannah

So, I was in the media center at school a few weeks back. It was first period, and I had nothing to do, so I was just chilling on the couch with a few friends.

I then spotted the lovely scene boy of our school, which I have a strong dislike for. (Dat boy was my first kiss, yo.) 

He was a lovely example of Scene Kid Logic #1. Wearing two belts, neither holding up your pants.

He was wearing tight as fuq skinny jeans, and they were sagging down his ass. AND. He had two belts. One was in the belt loops, the other was just sitting there, like, “Yo, I’m a belt, just chilling here on dis guy’s waist.”

Scene Kid Logic irl, you guys.

-Savannah